Ah, Reddit

So you (my imaginary and largely non-existent audience) have probably noticed that I haven't posted in awhile. This is due to three things:

1. Pure Laziness
2. Creating a Reddit account
3. Profit

I don't know what it is, but I usually find time to sit down and write. However, Reddit is a very powerful drug that causes memosis of the brain and chronic carpel tunnel (fapfapfap...). Since my first orangered, I've been hooked. In fact, I'm not sure if it's a massive deja vu, but I swear I've written this before...
So if any of you see anything written by me cryptically on any other social media site, assume it's the powerful influence of the scourge that is Reddit. Now if you will excuse me, I'll have a swim in the Dopamine Sea.