Welcome to the advent of something incredibly stupid, asinine, and utterly sensational. Did I mention this blog is based solely on opinion, and facts stated further than this point have very little basis in reality. The truth is, many weavers of fiction such as myself have a burning desire to entertain over any other goal. Hopefully my goals are attained. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: nothing in this blog is real. Everything in this blog comes straight from Derek's imagination. This is not limited to Derek's imagination. It extends to yours as well.